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mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

Posted 6 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 249,907 notes
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paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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Posted 6 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 9,415 notes
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shenanig4ns:

Ugh gfdi daph

Posted 9 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 2 notes
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7 Insights for your Life

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Make peace with your past so it doesn’t wreck your future. You are not who you were, or what happened to you.
2. What other people think is irrelevant to you. Don’t give them a thought. Go ahead and live your life.
3. Things will look different in a month or…

Posted 9 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 2,359 notes
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Posted 9 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 2,201 notes
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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

Posted 22 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 227,028 notes
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Posted 22 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 709 notes
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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

Posted 22 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 138,168 notes
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kryptoni-te:

presumptious:

gorillaxbiscuit:

i couldn’t not reblog this

queue

wow

Posted 22 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 183,013 notes
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casually avoiding death

 he doesnt even give a shit anymore after the 2nd time

Posted 22 hours ago on Apr 23rd with 163,090 notes
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sonofkite:

Alfred is the best

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 22nd with 115,569 notes
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angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 22nd with 191,570 notes
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  • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.
Posted 1 day ago on Apr 22nd with 92,571 notes
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cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

Posted 1 day ago on Apr 22nd with 406,614 notes
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